Boat Free

It appears that the little Boat Fairy returned last night to unhook his boat from Amy's jeep and take it back to wherever he came from. I was thinking about this... and I remember this happened once before. During the evacuation for Katrina when someone attached a boat to the jeep, and I towed it up to Charlie's sister's house. I never did find out whose boat that was. Charlie just told me to drive it and bring it back safely. So I did. Whoever you are that left the boat attached to the jeep this time, you owe me $25 for the ticket I got for parking in the student lot with a boat. And you also made me late for Tarkington's class yesterday...which caused me undue pain and suffering. I'll need $10,000 for that. Plus the damage to my jeep. Ya huh, there was, too, so damage! I had to park the jeep next to my house instead of under it (because I was afraid I would hit one of the stilts if I parked under the house with it), and I ended up getting the jeep all muddy. That is damage. And even though I don't quite know what it means or how to apply it, I think I should get treble damages...

I found out today that we have only a little over a month left in the semester. If Amy isn't careful, she will end up missing every single class. I can just see her listening to all the little tapes I recorded for her and trying to learn all that stuff. I doubt she could do it. I haven't heard from her except for a quick phone call when Wilma was heading our direction. She insists that Robert is her "soul mate" -- bleh. He is not her soul mate. If Robert is anyone's soul mate, he would be MY soul mate. I can't believe she is still seeing him. And I know my sister... it's just a matter of time before she spills her guts about everything, and we are busted. Not to even mention how mad Robert is going to be. I know his temper better than she does. Amy is not going to get the happy ending she wants out of the twin switch. I've tried telling her this over and over, and she just won't listen.

Meanwhile, I am really doing great with my FreeCell scores in Intellectual Property. The guy who sits behind me compliments me everyday. Michele has even started playing FreeCell instead of shopping so much. I guess she finally figured out it was looking suspicious for her to have her credit card out while we were talking about Copyrights. We are also moving right along in Business Associations. Professor Rogerson has really picked up the pace as far as the cases go. We cover six or seven in each class. Let's compare that to the one case per week (if we are lucky) in Intellectual Property... now you know why everyone is playing FreeCell.

I am currently reading the law review articles Tarkington recommended to get me up to speed for when we dive into his law review project. I'm supposed to be writing down my thoughts, ideas, comments, etc. as I read this stuff. Talk about BORING. I know I've said this before, but it's worth repeating... It's a damn good thing Tarkington is so hot, because otherwise it would really bug me to have to help him write an article in favor of the death penalty, when I am so much against it. I keep thinking that maybe I can research the information and find arguments for why he should be AGAINST the death penalty... Like I can change his mind or something. Hey, I can dream, can't I?